Hey all!
Well, I guess I better just come out and say it. You guys, all my
readers, have been awesome in encouraging me and I really appreciate it.
But I haven’t been totally honest with you… and I think it’s time I let
you know who I really am.
readers, have been awesome in encouraging me and I really appreciate it.
But I haven’t been totally honest with you… and I think it’s time I let
you know who I really am.
*Deep breath*. Well, to start with, I’m not home-schooled. I’m actually
a devoted public schooler who couldn’t enjoy our school system any more
than I do. I, as opposed to all the isolated, sheltered home-schooled
kids, am educated and actually quite popular among my friends. We all
agree that home-schoolers are hillbillies, and though I have been having
some fun with you lately, I have to point out here that I would never
lower myself so far as to really associate with one of them.
a devoted public schooler who couldn’t enjoy our school system any more
than I do. I, as opposed to all the isolated, sheltered home-schooled
kids, am educated and actually quite popular among my friends. We all
agree that home-schoolers are hillbillies, and though I have been having
some fun with you lately, I have to point out here that I would never
lower myself so far as to really associate with one of them.
And second, I’m not a girl. (Thank heavens!) I’m actually a senior in
High School and one of the most respected members of the Woman Hater’s
Club in my area. I especially oppose all women who would actually submit
to a man’s authority, and though I feel women are pretty much a
nuisance, I feel sorry for those who try to act “submissive”.
High School and one of the most respected members of the Woman Hater’s
Club in my area. I especially oppose all women who would actually submit
to a man’s authority, and though I feel women are pretty much a
nuisance, I feel sorry for those who try to act “submissive”.
As for all the talk about “rebuilding Iraq”, “supporting our troops” and
“blessing America”, well… I had a lot of fun manipulating you guys into
all that “conservative” thinking; and you took it seriously! I really
had thought some of you would have been more levelheaded than to
actually believe all those silly fantasies, but I guess I was wrong.
Just to get you all straightened out, Iraq is hopeless, you can’t
support the troops and the war at the same time, and as for “blessing”
America? Oh yeah; I forgot to mention, I’m also an atheist.
“blessing America”, well… I had a lot of fun manipulating you guys into
all that “conservative” thinking; and you took it seriously! I really
had thought some of you would have been more levelheaded than to
actually believe all those silly fantasies, but I guess I was wrong.
Just to get you all straightened out, Iraq is hopeless, you can’t
support the troops and the war at the same time, and as for “blessing”
America? Oh yeah; I forgot to mention, I’m also an atheist.
So yeah… sorry to disappoint you, but this blog was a fake. I just
wanted to see how all you silly conservatives would react to a crazy
fifteen year-old’s “patriotic” views. And I guess that’s it.
Just wanted to give you all the heads up; this is my last post and I
didn’t want to confuse anybody.
wanted to see how all you silly conservatives would react to a crazy
fifteen year-old’s “patriotic” views. And I guess that’s it.
Just wanted to give you all the heads up; this is my last post and I
didn’t want to confuse anybody.
Scott
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8 comments:
hilarious Jennifer! I was really confused at the beginning, but the light began to dawn as you went on! :)
I completely freaked out and then was falling on the floor laughing:)
Oh my goodness, that was GREAT!!! I like your blog... Found it over on the Regenerate Our Culture site. I'll be back ;o). No more pranks though...!!! :oD
clown.
Really good, Jennifer!
I was almost convinced until
I read ahead and saw the big letters at the bottom :)
mMy goodness you really scared me for a second!!! That was good I'm laughing my head off right now!!!
umm ya..I was kind of wondering where you were going with the post..that is until i saw the huge April Fools message at the bottom, although it was slightly sad cause I read that when I was only half way through reading the post
JENNIFER! HOW COULD YOU *DO* THAT TO US?! Lol, the second I read that I looked to see if you had posted that on April 1. I have been gotten so bad so many times on April Fools Day that I now watch out for that day!
But that still didn't prevent me from believing that my cat had kittens on the front porch this year. :)
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