bad news...

Hey everybody. Have you heard the latest news? Apparently things in Iraq have just been getting worse and worse... in fact, everything has been going down hill ever since we took over and sent our troops in. The Iraqi people just hate us to the core... treating our troops like their aliens or something. And the peace riots in Washington! Everything today is bloody... gloom and doom. And the liberals; they seem to be defeating the conservatives so bad- just nailing them! I hear the President is dealing with depression and doesn't believe in God anymore. Oh, and have you heard that rumor going around the Hillary is bound to be the next President? Oh, and our troops! The job they're doing is just despicable! America hates them for doing their job. And with all the murders and tsunami's and whatnot... It'll be a miracle if we're all still alive in five years!

Well, sorry I've got to go so soon. I'm sure there is some more depressing news I've missed while typing this out so...

Jennifer

P.S. April Fool's!

P.P.S. Did this sound a little familiar? Yep, I'm a born liberal reporter! Wow!