Navy Seals in Iraq

An Iraqi General is leading 1,000 Repubiican Guard troops through the desert. As they come to the bottom of a rise he looks up and sees a Navy SEAL standing on the crest. He quickly orders five soldiers to go kill the lone SEAL. As they charge up the rise, the SEAL drops out of sight. The five soldiers follow in hot pursuit. Shortly thereafter, the SEAL appears again. Angered, the General sends 10 troops over the hill... Again the SEAL disappears as they all charge over the ridge. Moments later the SEAL reappears. Further infuriated he orders 50 soldiers over the ridge.... again with the same result. Finally, absolutely beside himself with anger, he orders the remaining troops over the hill. After standing alone for almost an hour, the General sees a lone soldier claw his way back over the rise and tumble down the hill to land at the Generals feet. "WHAT HAPPENED!!" demanded the General. In a weak voice, trembling with fear the soldier replied "... it was an aaambush sir... there are two of them!"

- Oh yeah that could happen; but only with the U.S. Navy SEALs!!!
Jennifer

P.S. no offense to members of other military branches; you're all cool.